Feeling like a super star with 100% battery life on your phone. Food,TV set and the rest doesn’t matter anymore. My phone,my everything!
Surfing the net for about three hours without blinking and realising your phone’s battery is almost drained, but you have got no worries;”My power bank/safer is still fully charged”!
Within seconds your power bank is down;ur battery is 27%, you are now sane! What the fuck! this battery is almost dead, that moment you remember”I have got a very important blog to view,a friend to ping…”A whole lot of undone things starts flowing through your mind. mtcheew!
You have been struggling with your phone’s network for more than two hours,now that your damn battery is almost dead,the annoying network is super fast!Damn it…!
Now that you are super conscious that your battery will be dead in some minutes,you start praying they restore the power supply… you remember there’s a company called PHCN;Your hatred for them increases…”can’t they just surprise me”,And that’s the same moment PHCN will be doing shakara and they decide to hold the power supply…Damn!
Now! Your next line of thought is the generator set… It’s either you can’t turn it on,or there’s no fuel/diesel. Worst case, mum/dad is not approving. Nonsense!That kind of rage.
Your sense of reasoning now starts working very well. You will start thinking of alternatives, no power bank! no power supply!no generator set!. At least I have neighbours!
You start hearing imaginary generator sounds; with all happiness you go out to confirm if baba chidi’s generator set is on. alas! it was your hear playing pranks on u… Lol.
You got to your barber’s place and asked “how far na”? He tells you he can’t turn on the generator except you wanna barb your hair… wetin?!No be your fault na!you replied. Actually the whole situation isn’t his fault.
After one hour of trying,you decide to go home,accept your fate and cry…Lol
While in bed,u start remembering your previous chats..what you will say next wen you get online.
Suddenly! You remember you have a radio set! You turn it on and let the sound feel the air… sweet end!
You are almost falling asleep when you sight a bright reflection
That’s definitely the awkward moment. 😂
Written by:BALOGUN PRECIOUS TOMI
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